106.5's radio personality from late 90s MELROSE MINUTE AND SOPRANOS RECAP:

he's a mans.....man... literally.

and he can be yours for $19.95 keeps nickels in the dash.

gives new minute to TRYON / TRADE........

he should be trading on tryon.

remember last weekend win u drove me an the kids to charlotte>?

damn shame win a 9 year old says:

"Mommy if I ever act like that in front a girl shoot me... he should have a boyfriend to keep him in line......"

u can email who ever u wanna the fact is that your only making an ass of yourself and proving to the world what a fucking punk u r.......

go ahead and step outtta the closet man: the crystal shop wants the fucking doors back......

now: I aint saying your gay but I believe you'd hold a dick in your mouth till it goes soft......

oh, never mind: know that for a fact an your shrink knows all bout it right?!?!?!?

little too late

ben by chasers lately they r accepting applications: "N THE REAR" check it out....

I've never in all my life seen such shit: grown ass man sitting in a car in front of two kids an a girl who he keeps telling:

" LOVE U I NEED U AND CANT LIVE WITHOUT u...."

banging your head against the god damn steering wheel:

"WHERE DID I GO WRONG..."

well....if u couldn't see for yourself that shit was the problem u really got issues cause a 12 year old and 9 year old sure as hell pointed it out to the world............

if I wanted a girl, Id be like your wife an take up eating pussy too.

by the way speaking of your ex wife.....I just remembered  u freaking out about "Guy fucking sue and jeanette".

 what hurt u the most about my relationship with Guy.......

the fact that I didn't want your sorry ass or the fact that this is the third time HE took a bitch from u?!?!?

********4th of July in case you've blocked it from your memory: your wife and her sister:at least Im not the only one reading this that knows how his dick tastes, although you wont ever know 1st hand.......... u get the sloppy seconds: just like u did  with Jeannette..............

it took him an hour and u 7 years!?!?!?!

I'll give you a hint:

SIZE DOES MATTER DUMB FUCK and win u got it u got it,.....

*******FYI: u don't!

but u know that: hell, at puberty you thought you had a hair: till you pissed out of it..........

u wanted my attention: u got it now: may have bit off more than u can chew......

u'll get all the attention u can handle frm this one buddy:

phone s is now public info...... u sent it out to the wrong girl..........

how u gonna impress a chick win u ask her to pick out your close an 4get to put away the baby oil and nut rag before she gets there.

and you can gloat about your conquests with your ex's sister all you want the reality of that was:

she had 2 b drunk 2 g thru wit it: keep from laughing n falling off the bed:

she was intrigued to see if it was as small as sue said:

I can vouch for you: IT IS... no need 4 anyone else to test the waters.. dont watse your time ladies.

piss poor excuse of a dick win u have to use the finger condoms from the hospital

as far as hacking into my yahoo and myspace:its called myspace 4 a reason...... its MY SPACE BITCH!!!!!!</P>

but u never could follow simple instructions: hence the lack of an active sex life....y your wife now eats pussy: funny Jeannette caught the gay too didnt she?

 guess u actually DO need the polock's  sex manual.....4 ur benefit I have enclosed it below:

"IN, OUT: REPEAT !".......... u fuckin WAP!!!

u may have got it....but u damn sure couldn't keep it could u bitch boy!?!?!?

then again: that's the story of your life aint it ????

youd fuck up a wet dream and then ud  tell every body... cause your too fucking stupid to realize we aint laughing wit u we r laughing at u !!!

guess I'll go ahead and explain to the chicks: go ahead an:

finger him...

he has to be a bitch to act like this.

U know, ur always wondering  y u cant find a chick......

U hang out with all lesbians...Even I can see thru that smoke screen....

what were u doing waitin on one of their fairy friends to force you into outting yourself!?!?

no need to hide anymore: I'll help EVERYONE SEE YOUR TRUE COLORS!

 Perhaps more than I would have done. LOL Perhaps not.  Once she was done venting on the computer I went to work with my reply to the email...

Tony,
First off I hope it was hard for you because you are either just trying to make her life a living hell or you truly don't know reality. Mrs. Goodman, my mother, wasn't the one that called you. My husband, Matt, called from her home number and nobody answered the phone. My mother didn't say that Jackie told her that she was working nights doing payroll. She said that she understood that Jackie had gone in there one night to do payroll.
Yes you are totally off base. Jackie hasn't told me any such thing and what she does one evening a week isn't really my business. She is a grown woman and I'm not her mother. Not that she would need to tell me where she was since she has either been at my house with me, my husband and the kids or at my mother & Guy's house with the both of them. I have known where she's been and who she's been with out of courtesy and out of the fact that she hasn't been away from here without someone. As if any of that is your business to begin with. She has been sick as has the rest of my house but then I know full well that she told you that since I was sitting beside her when you were whining like a toddler at her through the phone. You have a pretty destinctive voice and speach pattern so I doubt that it was some elaborate cover up.
I do hope that you realize that your behavior in telling me that she has been terminated is completely unproffesional and unacceptable. Hasn't anyone explained employment laws to you? You can not do that nor tell anyone the reason regardless. Sounds like you are handing Jackie a lawsuit to own Carolina Cargo. You have now given that information to my mother and to me. What was the purpose and what do you stand to gain from this? While this was obviously done on company time I hope for your sake and your employer that Jackie is much kinder to you than I would be.
I would suggest that you tread a little more carefully as to what you say, whom you say it to and have a little proof to go along with your allegations. One of these days this sort of behavior will bite you in the rear. Oh and as to keeping this to myself you obviously know the answer to that now but just so you know my email on MySpace is public domain in this house. I have nothing to hide from my family.
~Aidan

 I could have been ugly about it but I decided not to be. I was far too amused by everything and the prospect that I have tons of places to post this and see what kind of reaction that I get from my dear friends. I am sure that at least a few will find this as amusing as I have.

 I have known Jackie since I was 2 years old do you really think someone I don't know could cause me to have a problem with her? Please do not think that you can safely try to stir up drama about one of my friends and I will keep it secret for you. DUH! The first person I am saying anything about it to is my friend! As soon as I know that you are up to something they will know. Can someone hand this boy a clue!